Put a caption on this picture
and win a prize!
We have a winner!
- FOURTH CONTEST!
First person to identify the owner of this
hand wins a prize! No, wait! Wins Two Prizes!!
We have a winner! Patience Taylor guessed whose hand it is:
Ernie (Big Ern) Creveling's handsome hand. Patience wins two
Wingate photos, and for cheerfully lending a hand, Big Ern also gets
- Fifth contest.
Name the Meyer/EquiVise project.
Read the Winning
Essays in our Essay Contest
("Farmington As I Would Like to See It" or "If I Were King of
!!!CRISIS!!! !!!CRISIS!!! !!!CRISIS!!!
We have a winner
in the contest to come up with a chart for the Color-Coded Crisis Response Alert Program to
Keep Us Safe (CCCRAPKUS).
- Eighth contest.
Shprekels to Jerry McCarthy!
New Contest, inspired by the
outhouse that Jerry built. Time for a little lighthearted fun!
We have a contest winner for the
McCarthy doubledecker-outhouse captions:
The winning entry, submitted by Anonymous, is:
BS [on top]
Anonymous did not explain what these letters mean, but we expect that
your imagination, like ours, will come up with several interpretations.
PP [on bottom]
- Ninth contest. Identify a mysterious
and gruesome item found on our lawn.
We had quite a few excellent entries to choose
the winners from.
- Tenth contest.
Usually the CCC sticks to politics on the local level, often pitching
for people we think will do right by our Happy Hamlet. But since all
politics is local, what the heck—here's a
Barack Obama for President and a
related Contest. You might
say the CCC is endorsing BO for President.
We have a tie for winner.
this thoughtful response from Joel Rogers
to our pro-Obama rant.