*No Sex Please, We're British*

by Anthony Marriott and Alistair Foot
Directed by LaVerne Meyer

A young bride of a few weeks, living above a bank with her husband who is the assistant manager, innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware. What comes is Scandinavian pornography. The question becomes what to do with the veritable flood of photographs, books, films and eventually girls, that threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by the husbands, mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to set every thing right.

Cast:

Brian A. Green - Peter Hunter
Linda Ripp - Frances Hunter
Dave Deininger - Brian Runnicles
Dody Murray - Eleanor Hunter
Donald J. Williams - Leslie Bromhead
James D. Grib - Superintendent Paul
Alan R. Leitzen - Delivery Man
George Schutte - Mr. Needham
Vicki L. Mueller - Susan
Jean Leitzinger - Barbara

Performed:

November 1, 2, 3, 4, 9, 10, 11, 1979
Dinner Theatre, Idle Hour Mansion