PENGUIN JOKES
A penguin, a pelican, and a pterydachtyl walked into a bar. ...Oh, you've heard this one already? Never mind.
Q: How long does it take 500 penguins to migrate 500 miles?
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
Q: Why do penguins sit on marshmallows?
Q: What song is the favorite among penguins?
Q: Why are penguins so popular on the Internet?
Q: What song does this represent?