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| White Trash Cookin' - Part II |
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Yesuh! Fixin' to git mah grub on with sum Chicken Party Wings.... white trash style!! Sho'nuff the furst video was good and yawl wanted mo' so we got us some chicken wings and weez fixin' to start production on Part II this week!Labels: Cooking, Humor, Video |
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| 10:12 PM | Posted by Dave |
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| Looks Of A Serial Killer... |
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Yes! My latest addition to the Home Depot Nobody Collection..
One of my friends told me that the original picture, which happens to be my face, yes, your friend Dave's face, looked like a serial killer! WTF?? I do?? I just don't see it... I'm a good lookin' guy.. no?
Well - inspired once again.. add a touch of my twisted sense of humor... and I present to you: HOME CREEPO NOBODY!
NOW I look like a fucking serial killer...Labels: Home Depot, Humor, Swag |
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| 9:04 PM | Posted by Dave |
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Got this in an email earlier today...
Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time.
A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew began to build a house on the empty lot.The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in the goings-on and spent much of each day observing the workers.
Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her during coffee and lunch breaks and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her Mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars 'pay' she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own paycheck at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, 'I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us.'
'Oh my goodness gracious,' said the teller, 'and will you be working on the house again this week, too?'
The little girl replied, 'I will if those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the fuckin' sheet rock.'
Kind of brings a tear to the eye - doesn't it?Labels: Humor |
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| 9:42 PM | Posted by Dave |
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| Wednesday, January 23, 2008 |
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| Bill Clinton: 'Screw It, I'm Running For President' |
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Here's an article I pulled from The Onion which is of course satire but funny anyway.
CHARLESTON, SC - After spending two months accompanying his wife, Hillary, on the campaign trail, former president Bill Clinton announced Monday that he is joining the 2008 presidential race, saying he "could no longer resist the urge."
"My fellow Americans, I am sick and tired of not being president," said Clinton, introducing his wife at a "Hillary '08" rally. "For seven agonizing years, I have sat idly by as others experienced the joys of campaigning, debating, and interacting with the people of this great nation, and I simply cannot take it anymore. I have to be president again. I have to."
Read Full ArticleLabels: Humor |
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| 10:27 PM | Posted by Dave |
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Have you ever wondered how China can make stuff cheaper than the U.S.?
Construction Site Hard Hat
Particle Free Breathing Apparatus
OSHA Approved ScaffoldingAnd my all-time favorite....
Lightweight Welder's Mask
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| 8:30 AM | Posted by Dave |
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These men have just finished placing solid steel pillars in concrete to stop vehicles from parking on the pavement outside a sports bar downtown. They are cleaning up at the end of the day.
How long do you think it will be before they realize where their vehicle is parked?Labels: Humor |
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| 8:12 AM | Posted by Dave |
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| Wednesday, December 12, 2007 |
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I'm getting ready to leave for my DUI Class, just thought I'd drop in and post this funny flash animation. Enjoy!
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| 10:22 AM | Posted by Dave |
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