PENGUIN JOKES

A penguin, a pelican, and a pterydachtyl walked into a bar. ...Oh, you've heard this one already? Never mind.

Q: How long does it take 500 penguins to migrate 500 miles?

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

Q: Why do penguins sit on marshmallows?

Q: What song is the favorite among penguins?

Q: Why are penguins so popular on the Internet?

Q: What song does this represent?



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